teaghenstarla

Hey, tea! I dunno if it’s 25th there or not, but Merry Christmas. Hope you have a great time with your family and your amazing and sweet goat fucking boyfriend, Evan. Love you. Merry Christmas. I’m sorry, I’m just very giddy and excited about Christmas.

❤️Thanks for following us Tea your the best :)
          P.S say hi to Evan for me not going to be online as much as I was I'll be using this account frequently tho
          
          -Mika❤️

Your boy’s a keeper. If either of you break up, I’m gonna cut off a giraffe’s penis, pickle it, take the insides out, feed it to a chinchilla, wrap the chinchilla in the pickled penis skin, batter it, deep fry it and shove it down your throats.

Girlllllll, are you my appendix? Cuz I have this weird feeling in my stomach that I need to take u out

Girlllll, if nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Girllllllll, are u a beaver? Cuz dammmmmmm

Girlllllll, did the sun just come up or did I just see ur smile????

Girllllllllll, were u a coffee bean in ur past life? Cuz I can't start my morning without you

Planning the next few years of my life has me stressed out. Why do degrees in psychology to the point where I can actually do something with people take 5-7 years?!! Or I can do Nursing in 3-4 years. If I get scholarships and grants I might not get swamped in student loan debt but if I don't the pay is shite at the beginning. Do I do it here or go overseas and study? I just want to help people!!!! Or I could just take a year off and go and travel around, see some of the world and depending where a certain someone ends up going spend my time with him and basically have a year off and then see where I'm at? If I do that my moms going to be stressed that I'm not in school. My moms Czech and so that means that as soon as she thinks or knows something she's told my million relatives, friends, friends of friends, from there and now the entire population of the world that has any connection to me, even if I've never spoken to them, will think I'm destitute or on drugs?!!! Omfg too many decisions!!!

Dammmmnnn. So I was just chilling and saw this profile and was thinking to myself, faarrrrkkkkk you're dope. Hella chill, peng, slaying my entire existence, drop dead gorgeous, enlightening, seem really down to earth, open minded, really caring and it would be cool if u could hmu please. 
          
          You can literally do it whenever u want. I put my number in ur DM. Just remember the 5 hour difference. Later girllllllllllll ;)
          
          
          
          
          
          Actually idgaf about the time difference,  u can just hmu whenever. U seem like you'd be worth it js ;)