Hello there dear!

I see you have stumbled across my humble abode!



Welcome!



How do you like your tea? 

Ahh do not mind my Butler, his face is always quite so disagreeable, but he has a good heart I assure you. Somewhere. 



Egad! You do not like tea? 

Then perhaps some scones, my dear?



Doesn't tickle your fancy? 

Not a problem, my dear. 



How about you have a look at my books since you are here? 

No?



Very well! 

No, I prefer the rain myself dear, for the sun suffocates me. 



Here, have a chocolate cookie. 

Not one has ever resisted my chocolate cookie! 



Well, stay as long as you like my dear, I shall be off to look after my cat kingdom. 



You like cats?

Well, my dear, you and I shall be the very best of friends. 



Come, follow me!