YEAH, I DRINK JUICE WHEN I'M KILLING CUZ IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS.

I'm an obsessive compulsive stripper, I have a pet squirrel named Rabbit, I enjoy eating firewood, my favorite hobby is Underwater Basket Weaving, I brush my hair with silly string, and I refuse to staple things with anything other than Play-Dough.

COOL! Now that I got your attention, I'd like to take this moment to point out that even though you can't trust anything you can find on the internet, it's insanely entertaining.  

None of those things are true, except for the statements in caps. Juice is amazing. Some random TRUE facts?

I have a rifle sitting in my room. (Color Guard ftw.) I have a roll of bubble wrap sitting in my corner for pure entertainment. I have tons of pets. Trends hate me, and I hate them. I'm kind of like an unintentional hipster that doesn't dress like the homeless. I get into things really late, and am that one person who has never read the Harry Potter books or seen any of the movies. (Well, I saw the first one, but in like 10 different sittings.) I also love Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, as loser-ish (totally a word) as it sounds. I even got to meet the guy who makes it.  I have purple in my hair, because that's what cool people do to their heads.

(I'm feeling parenthetical) ^

I love almost all kinds of music; though I absolutely hate country. And just bad music in general. My favorite bands/people include My Chemical Romance, Mayday Parade, Falling in Reverse, The Used, Sleeping With Sirens, Anarbor....and a lot more that I don't feel like listing. I like Alternative and generally gravitate to things like it. He isn't a musician, but I adore Matthew Gray Gubler. Criminal Minds is amazing.

I find life rather pointless, considering you work your ass off to die. And once you die, you're dead,.

Hey, even I don't understand myself. I don't expect you to. Let's be friends anyway~