tedwalkemdown
cb for a totally srs starter trust (no it's not srs)
tedwalkemdown
retrocurl
݂۫ ॱ༗ུ͠⠳ LAMAOAO THE DISPLAY NAME MADE ME SPIT MY WATER OUT IDK WHY
tedwalkemdown
ted is the type of dad to immediately have beef with whatever boy his daughters bring home
like I feel like ted having such drama with this teen boy ( steve or johnathan ) would be hilarious
and then he's chill with will and el ( whichever mikes into, ted doesn't keep up anymore man </3 )
tedwalkemdown
@hwkinschief it is NOT his fault there's suddenly three extra people underneath his household </3
hwkinschief
/ he just needs his bacon and chicken and he’ll be good
Which is funny. I saw a video on tik tok and Ted finally got his bacon
hwkinschief
/ I just realized the user. Lmao
tedwalkemdown
PORTRAYAL INFO ABOUT
ted wheeler
DNI!!
tedwalkemdown
ted was fine with the byers staying over after their return from california, they needed a place to stay and karen offered joyce ( without consulting with ted but whatever karen </3 ), ted's only rules were that will and johnathan slept in the basement as he was once a teenager once. but then, it began to get loud and chaotic, and ted's pretty sure the shaggy haired one ( johnathan ) smoked weed in his bathroom cause he can't get the smell out, and the bowl cut one ( will ) was in / his / attic. now he makes smart remarks to karen or joyce about how y'knowwww, eighteen months is a / long / time to stay over.
tedwalkemdown
tries to spend time with nancy and mike but they're hardly ever home, so he takes holly out to do stuff ( with or without karen )
tedwalkemdown
uh sorry again mike but ted thought mike was like, completely gay :sob: like the idea of mike having a girlfriend is so baffling to ted.
tedwalkemdown
ted wheeler is a lot like frank heffley in this essay I will-
1. look me dead in the eyes and tell me ted doesn't have some certain room that's off limits to everyone else ( his own bathroom, the attic, the garage, something )
2. ted wheeler has a burning hatred for teenagers that aren't his own kids, they're all loud and rambunctious and reckless and one even tried to flirt with his wife :/
3. it's just really funny to think of tbh
tedwalkemdown
@puckedpunk ( I'm not hating I adore that anon I'm just saying that anon is also lowk a huge part of my frank and ted connection )
tedwalkemdown
@puckedpunk IT DOES NOT HELP THERE IS A WHEELER OC WITH DEVON BOSTICK AS THE FC IK YK THE ANON
puckedpunk
* TED .ᐣ.ᐣ HELLOOOOOOO
tedwalkemdown
@puckedpunk see you get it, that demogorgon only won because he wasn't focused, he was so drained from work and golfing and hasn't had his dinner yet </3
tedwalkemdown
THEODORE EDWARD ' ted ' WHEELER;
a white collared middle aged man who
makes enough money in sales to provide
for his family. completely aware his
wife is miserable
cb an opt spec I can't believe I just made
a ted anon
hwkinschief
/ since you already dropped something here then something on @batscoops & @crazedlightz please
