@rapidrebel .  where are we going ?  the living room ?  does netflix even have harry potter —

no you aren’t  . shut up . we’re going 

@rapidrebel  .  wait —   but i’m busy . with , stuff ?

@shiftqualities  ; ;  just plug your ears 

good .  go do that then .  please .  so i can stop listening to this fighting .

@shiftqualities  ; ;  spending quality time with my boyfriend , so yes . i do have better things to do .

@chavezstyle  ; ;  yes , i’m feeling very jealous right now . makes me want to go smother him right now .

@teenhulk ,,     you’re just mad because i stole your man.

@chavezstyle  ; ;  you disgust me .

@warlockruins  ; ;  oh please . i’m not as great as you , or anybody makes me out to be . c’mon —  you don’t have to say thank you to me for something like this .

teddy    ..    that was    ..    /    fuck.    /    you're too kind  ,   really.   i guess i really did get lucky with love    ..    who am i kidding    ?    i already fucking knew that.   but  ,   um  ,   thank you  ,   babe.

@warlockruins  ; ;  i don’t look at anybody to see if they’re thick , billy . maybe i do with you because i love you , and you’re my boyfriend , but other than that . no .

@rapidrebel  ; ;  I’M NOT STUPID YOU’RE THE ONE WHO WASN’T BEING CLEAR ENOUGH OKAY 

THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT DON’T BE STUPID I’M TRYING TO BE DOMESTIC

@rapidrebel  ; ;  i thought you mEANT AN ACTUAL SANDWICH WHAY

i gotta tell you a secret    ..    *    the brunet grins  ,   wrapping his arms around the other's neck in an attempt to close the space between them    —    the hero perched on the tips of his toes    *    though  ,   i can't tell you from down here.

@warlockruins  ; ;  yes yes yes yes yes yes  ?

@warlockruins  ; ;  why don’t we try to get a day off together . we could hang out in someone’s room for the day or go out —  how about it  ?  i’m sure they’d let us get a break.  * the blonde mused, pressing gentle kisses against the top of their forehead, running his fingers through their raven hair as he tilted his head to the side. *  i miss you too. maybe we should also ask them to have our schedules changed back to what it was before.

damn it  ,    *    he curses small    —    big  ,   brown  ,   chocolate   -   tinted hues looking up to the blond as he places his hands against his lover's broad chest    *    okay    ..    it's just  ,   i miss you so much  ,   tee.   ever since our schedules were re  -  done  ,   it's been hard to get some alone time with you.   i just wanna see my big  ,   strong hulkling every once in a while.

@warlockruins   ; ;  well — your BOYFRIEND is very tempted to not go on patrol, but i don’t think he’ll be able to find a fill in.  * the blonde said with a rather disappointed look crossing his features, wrapping his arms around their thin waist. *  but i’ll try —  and give you lots of kisses before and after the patrol if i can’t. okay  ?

is    that    a    good    thing    or  —

@cracknIack  ; ;  i never said that i wasn’t . i was just saying that it was a bold assumption -

are    you     not  ?   damn  ,    my    gay    senses    ain't    tingling    today  .

welp i tried 

@rapidrebel  ; ;  sorry , can’t. had to be at a hundred and one percent .

one hundred percent