"ʜᴇʟʟᴏ? ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ? ᴡᴇʟʟ, ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs, ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴇʀ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ"

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     ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀¢αυѕє ιм тнє ρнσиє gυу
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ι'м ѕ¢σтт. ʝυѕт ѕ¢σтт. σя ρнσиє gυу. ωнι¢нєνєя ѕυιтѕ.

ι ¢αи нєℓρ уσυ тняσυgн тнє иιgнт, σя уσυ ¢συℓ∂ ιgиσяє му ¢αℓℓ ℓιкє мσѕт ρєσρℓє.

ι ∂σи'т gєт ραι∂ єиσυgн fσя тнιѕ.


"ᴜʜ, ʟᴇᴛ's sᴇᴇ, ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀɴ ɪɴᴛʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ. ᴜʜ, ɪᴛ's ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀ ʟᴇɢᴀʟ ᴛʜɪɴɢ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ. ᴜᴍ, ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ғʀᴇᴅᴅʏ ғᴀᴢʙᴇᴀʀ's ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ. ᴀ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄᴀʟ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴋɪᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴏᴡɴ-ᴜᴘs ᴀʟɪᴋᴇ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ғᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴜɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟɪғᴇ. ғᴀᴢʙᴇᴀʀ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsɪʙʟᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴅᴀᴍᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀᴛʏ ᴏʀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ. ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴀᴍᴀɢᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ʜᴀs ᴏᴄᴄᴜʀʀᴇᴅ, ᴀ ᴍɪssɪɴɢ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ғɪʟᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ 90 ᴅᴀʏs, ᴏʀ ᴀs sᴏᴏɴ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴇᴍɪsᴇs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏʀᴏᴜɢʜʟʏ ᴄʟᴇᴀɴᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʟᴇᴀᴄʜᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴘᴇᴛs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ  ʀᴇᴘʟᴀᴄᴇᴅ, ʙʟᴀʜ ʙʟᴀʜ ʙʟᴀʜ"


"You used to call me on my work phone. Late night when I need some goddamn assistance" - @m-afton