Hi I'm Nate I like bees and electricity and not dying (sometimes)
So uhh if you know where a guy could get some honey sticks and maybe some more wires that's be great, or maybe a decent wifi connection. Thanks and I hope you're having a decent day? I don't know.
Why are you still reading man I'm not that interesting, just your average awkwardly charming/terrifying boy with a strange affinity for candy and computers. And I ruin a lot. If you are still curious then hold onto your thinking caps and hike up your boots because I hope you're ready for the ride of your life- are you set? I mean you have to be absolutely ready for this, hands and feet inside the ride and all that shit. Seatbelts, check. Life vests, check. ANY and all necessary forms of protection, check. Looks like you're set!
Actually nevermind the ride is on fire oh god. Get the salt- no actually that's a terrible idea. Just. Let it burn. There. It's gone now along with the boots. That's a bummer, but hey at least we learned something together- never trust the guy in a bowtie AND combat boots.
Oh and SAVE THE BEES FUCKERS
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- JoinedApril 13, 2016
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