i have a fly swatter 2 swat u away
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oh, ophelia.
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he makes me feel pretty
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mary stuart was a martyr, and therefore should be recognized as martyr stuart
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average overly-emotional and indecisive pageant queen that just wants her license
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seriously, i want it really badly
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i'm also trying to figure out how to get out of my driveway in a car without hitting anything
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terminallystubborn
Dec 07, 2017 02:37AM
A; on the topic of christmas gifts, candy is cheap, but death is cheaper. help a homie out and hit me with a bus :)View all Conversations
Story by Lynelle O'Brien
Just Another Happily Ever After
"we all want a happily ever after. but maybe it's just not my fate."
