(Warning: This whole description is about bacon and ONLY bacon)

Bacon, bacon on my mind
Will you give me a big behind?
NO I say, this can't be true
Fatty pork is good for you
So when you walk that market aisle
A package of bacon should make you smile
Be not afraid of it on your plate
Your mood, you see, will elevate
Bacon. Bacon on my mind
In the fridge you are enshrined!
-Russ Driver

Hello my fellow baconators  

(Description is still under construction)
                                       ⬇️
  (Or I'm just too lazy to finish the rest lol)