A - I hate my fucking life!
B - Why?
A - I'm 22 and work in an overpriced fast food restaurant and have no other talent whatsoever.
B - I'm sure it's not that bad - 
A - My grumpy co-worker makes fun of me all day and if I told my boss, he'd probably cut my already shit   pay because he is a cheap bastard with a whale of a daughter. My only friend is mentally retarded and I swear he lives under a rock. I can't even drive because I failed the test every single time I tried. And you know what the worst part is?
B - No.
A - I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.



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