bones

i am so sorry for all the comments i made on the spec ops dude fanfic
          
          no im not

i love your profile picture 

I've seen you in so many smut stories

You're account is so fucking relatable I love it

I relate to your name

same 

All the stories in my library are gay smut/fanfics
          
          All the stories in my library seem to never be updated

Gay ships are the best ships

Some people are dicks, but hey, you are what you eat

MY PLAYLIST STARTED PLAYING WHEN THE DAY MET THE NIGHT AND I'M NOT OKAY