bones

i am so sorry for all the comments i made on the spec ops dude fanfic
          
          no im not

i love your profile picture 

I've seen you in so many smut stories

your. pfp. why. i. can’t. sentence. this. isn’t. even. interpretable.

You're account is so fucking relatable I love it

I relate to your name

same 

your username is too relatable

All the stories in my library are gay smut/fanfics
          
          All the stories in my library seem to never be updated

Gay ships are the best ships