Eeny Weeny Teeny Weeny Shriveled Little Short Dick Man

Oh my God I never thought that I'd come back here (and I won't stay) but I have no fucking clue how this site works anymore holy shit, there are so many buttons and none of them are loading in

Pogchamp in the chat if you Don't Recognize Yourself Anymore

I am not becoming obsessed with childhood joys again I am not becoming obsessed with childhood joys again I a

I have no life anymore it's just minecraft youtubers and a deep yearning to chase butterflies through a warm grassy field

If being sexy was a crime do you think that I would be a model citizen

God fucking dammit someone needs to remind me to eat something tomorrow cause i didn't eat shit today

Cock. Penis, even.

i want to know how many goddamn sexual epiphanies i am going to have until i fucking know what i am jesus christ

i like to think that i am a cute little birdie

WAP by cardi b except it's just me repeating the same words because I don't know the whole song