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@thatbiweeb
You’ll die when you’re really old. Your wife will be at your side, and she’ll also be really old, but she’s still going to fuss about the green beans being bland, like she’s done for the past fifty years. A few months before you die, an old boyfriend from college will show up. He’s also really old. But get this: he’s rich. He says you’re so amazing that you’re the only person he’s really loved, so he’s giving you and your family millions of dollars. You only get to spend some of it before you die, but you’re surrounded by people who love you, and who are now super rich.