Sleep Deprived Queer

anybody else go through their wattpad account from when they were 12 and wanna die? just me? anyway psa im so sorry to anyone who knew me then

KIKIIIIIII
          
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEENNNNDDDD
          
          I HOPE YOU HAVE A AMAAZIING DAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I AM SO PROUD OF YOU <3<3
          
          TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET THE TIME LOVELY ILY <3

The week before break is fine until you compact an essay, a slide show, and an entire app into a day... so anyway how are y’all-

my friend having a breakdown on facetime
          
          stops “wait my eyes look really pretty when i cry look”

It’s spooky time motherfuckers

okay i tried looking decent today instead of just going full hobo and now i just look like a potato sack that watched too much queer eye

lmaooo so my friend tried to tell me to make the witch i was drawing a broom but she autocorrect made it say bottom and i feel i should personally thank it 

i told my mom i was going to commit arson with my friend and she just said “oh, okay” so that’s an accurate description of how done she is with my shit

Hillo friend uwu
          
          just checking up on you to see if you are doing okay <3

We love giving friends relationship advice we are not qualified to give while a cat tries to suffocate us