the most cliché gay

Wooo posting something I made months ago at 11:11pm?? You bet your heckin' neck I am.

Hi pals, I've finally finshed the first "book" I wrote on here "That One Kid You Think Is Normal" and I'm kinda proud of the ending. It's a little triggering but it's a good wrap on how I've gotten better and changed.
          
          Reading my book over again was a bizarre experience because it felt like an alien wrote it and that's partly true. I was a completely different person in 7th and 8th grade because it felt like my depression controlled me and not me.
          
          Anyway, I just kinda talk about how I've gotten better and how now I'm so excited to be alive and properly feeling good again. I just generally gush about how amazing my life currently is, talk about and clear up my past 2 years (for those who may have noticed me acting a little weird in 7th & 8th grade or for those who are SHOOK about how I'm actually excited about things now) and talk about getting better and how to get there.
          
          Alright sorry for basically making this message a book but please check out my ending!!
          
          Stay safe pals ♡
          
          ALSO MAYBE THIS MEANS I'LL ACTUALLY WRITE A STORY NOW!!!!iii! WHO KNOWS??¿

THERE'S A GIRL ON A BOYS BASKETBALL GAME AND OH MY GOD I'M SO GAY
          
          LIKE Y'ALL CAN LOOK AT THE GUYS (THE ONLY CUTE ONE IMO LEFT) BUT LIKE SHE'S AN ICON

I THOUGHT I WAS FAILING GEOGRAPHY BUT I GOT LIKE THE HIGHEST (midterm probably going to change) MARK IN MY CLASS... LIKE WHAT THE HECKIN' HECKEROONI CHILDHOOD TRAUMA, STOP ALTERING MY PERCEPTION OF MYSELF BECAUSE WOAH I'M NOT "THE FAT KID WHO WILL NEVER SUCCEED" ANYMORE

A chain of events:
          
          *slowly glides across room in chair while recording a story for Instagram*
          *gracefully falls out of chair*
          *raises sparkling water filled wine glass towards camera (because ya girl don't drink / never has)*
          *clink*
          "A toast to my life being a mess"
          *drinks / spills last bit of sparkling water on self*
          
          Why am I like this?

"You're story's the only one I watch!"
          
          "You're just such an interesting person!"
          
          "You're really funny!"
          
          My friends are so pure!! I'm so happy I have them. Sorry, that I'm gushing, I'm just really euphoric right now.

The fact that your username involves cherries and your profile picture is Dan is very frightening to me

You get that pizza?

Bish, my baby, hun thing, love you fren !!

IT'S FUCKING HAYDEN