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□■Very Proud SuperWhoLockian■□

Yo dudes, dudettes and any other form of beings out there! 

I just said yo.... .-. Oh, whale.

Anywhore, whalecum to my trash profile! 

The name's Birdie. You can call me...whale... Birdie. 

I'm a time travelling, demon hunting, crime solving single mofo Pringle, am very awkward, weird and a combination of all of your favorite things rolled up into a feisty little colourful ball of evil that will inevitably take over the world with my awesomeness and the rest of my awesome peeps that ARE FRIGGING AMAZEBALLS BY THE WA-

Ahem. Excuse me. Got a bit carried away. 

But yeah, I'm loads of fun and am always up to making new slaves. I mean-friends. ^-^ 

If ya haven't noticed yet, I've got a wild sense of humor that some peeps just can't handle. And to that I say:

"You do you, I'll do me and we won't do each other. Probably."

Thank you Markilplier for my life in a sentence. 

I'm 16, I live on Pluto (which IS A PLANET, YOU GENIUS SCIENTIST PEOPLE), I'm pansexual and am probably gender fluid (but born a female to you judgemental bastards who don't believe in that. Which, to that I say: "Fuck-a-you.") 

So, that 'bout wraps up my intro-duck-shun. Message away. I can't make promises that I won't bite, though. I mean. If it gets kinky....*wink wink* 

I'm also a grade A editor (whale, that's what my mum says) and am currently free to edit any story. :D Get me while I'm hot. 

And I'm always hot, so take your time. ;D

Stayfree, my peeps! (Because Always apparently doesn't understand that 'happy' and 'period' don't belong in the same sentence.)

>Birdie<