that_purple_alien

At a small family meeting and I just had one of my most sudden burnouts I don't feel like eating tbh
          	I just want to lock myself inside the bathroom and hang out alone until I feel a bit more pumped up

HolyFuckNuggets

Ok so since Guido is the MOST underrated Luca character here are some Guido headcanons
          
          1.he is Ercole younger brother by 2 years
          
          2.he LOVES puppies 
          
          3.he and Ercole sleep in the same room in bunk beds 
          
          4.as a kid he was a big clutz like one time he tried to make a mini pop show by getting on a mini table setting up his stuffed animals to pretend to be an audience grabbed a remote pretending to be a mic and started singing a song in japanese(cause he's got at singing in japanese) than he accidentally fell off the mini table and BAM! he fell on the floor than his mother came in like “what happened?!" and Guido quickly got up like “nothing :3"
          
          5.he likes anime his favourite anime is “urusei yatsura" and his fav character is Lum
          
          6.as a kid he was really gullible and naive 
          
          7.he's bisexual and has a little crush on Ciccio
          
          8.he's great with kids 
          
          9.he loves audio edits especially the sad ones
          
          10.he might seem like a sweet and innocent person but when you REALLY get on his nerves.........he could punch the strongest man in the world and he'd send him running and crying
          
          11.his favourite animals are deers he thinks their adorable 
          
          12.he cried his eyes out while watching Bambi and when Bambi's mom died he was like “THEY F*CKING KILLED HIS MOM?!" 
          
          13.he curses like ALOT when he's alone 
          
          14.when he sees a sea monster in a net or something he helps it get out and back in the water
          
          15.he's the kindest person in the town and all of the kids would ask him for treats which he would give out 
          
          16. He loves drama and is always like “Oooooooo spill the tea,sistaaaaa" than gets out a tea cup and starts sipping on it and spits it out when something shocking happens

HolyFuckNuggets

@ LariAnimationFan2008  *his 
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HolyFuckNuggets

@ that_purple_alien  yeah btw here a few more
            
            17.he loves FNAF and being the younger sibling he'd scare Ercole every morning by putting on a golden freddy mask and scaring the hell out of him 
            
            18.he's favorite adult show us South Park and Butters is his favorite character
            
            19.every time he and Ercole are arguing he would end up showing him the middle finger and be like “y'know,i'm not dealing with your bullsh*t anymore f*ck you i'm going to my room" 
            
            20.he gets really pissed off when he gets called things like “commie" or “dumb russian hippie commie piece of crap" and would end up throwing a dodgeball at the person because who called him that cause he hates communists 
            
            21.he knew how to swear at the age of 4 cause his dad would usually curse alot 
            
            22.he had a cute little gap in his front teeth when he was 6 kinda like Melanie Martinez
            
            23.he loves watching russian cartoons his favorite is “nu pagadi" or “well hare wait"
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that_purple_alien

@LariAnimationFan2008 Now that am back to functioning, I LOVE ALL THOSE HEADCANONS I CAN JUST PICTURE GUIDO DOING ALL THESEEEE
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