Korkie is a Kenobi

I just found out that there’s a British and American pronunciation for ‘Johansson’ (as in, Scarlett Johansson). British people tend to use the original Scandinavian pronunciation yo-HAN-son, but Americans (and Scarlett herself) use the spelling of the word and say jo-HAN-son. And now I don’t know what pronunciation to use because it’s her name but I’m British and I’m having something of a crisis here help what should I do

I don’t understand why weddings in this world are such an affair. Even if you elope or just do a really simple ceremony, it’s still a CEREMONY. If my partner has been fatally wounded during a battle for the future of the world I want them to be able to say their wedding vows to me with their dying breath, tears streaming down my cheeks as they die in my arms moments later. But we can’t do that in this world because it’s too COMPLICATED.
          
          Just a thought

Guys I need help:
          
          So I finished Star Wars Rebels about a week ago (cried for half an hour lol) and now I have exhausted all the Star Wars and Marvel shows that I want to watch. Anyone have any show recommendations??? I’ve run out of things to get invested in and I’m not sure what to do with my life anymore.
          
          (I mean I could rewatch Agents of SHIELD... idk let’s see what you guys think)

Pitch:
          Jumanji 3 introduces a new character and avatar in the game. We only see this character once they have entered the game, the real person is called Sam in real life. Sam went into the game by accident and didn’t know the others before.
          Anyway, at some point we find out that Sam has a crush on this girl and wants to ask her out but is too scared to ask. Someone (probably Bethany) says to just go for it.
          When they get out of the game, they go looking for Sam in real life. Eventually they find her. She’s finally asked out the girl she likes and she said yes.
          Basically, the point is that Sam’s gender is never mentioned up to the very end, so you kind of go into it thinking it’s a guy and it’s actually a girl. Hence the name Sam, short for Samantha - it could also be something like Alex (Alexander or Alexandra) or Max (short for Maxine).
          
          Thoughts???

Okay, but “Don’t stop.” “Yes ma’am.” is the SUPERIOR trope
          
          Idk why but it just makes me so happy when this little thing happens, I just love it for some reason
          
          Also REBELS SEASON FOUR EPISODE SEVEN YESYESYESYESYES FINALLYYY KANERA SUPREMACY AWODJWJOFNEHFFKEBEIOV

I’ve been reading 100% AO3 fics recently, and yesterday I read a Wattpad fanfic for the first time in, oh, several months at least.
          
          Lol I forgot how annoying the adverts are

Okay so I think Rebels is trying to kill me because KANAN FLIRTING WITH HERA IS THE LITERAL BEST THING IN THE WORLD AND I JUST WANT THEM TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
          
          but this is Star Wars so they have no chance

Every now and then I FREAK OUT because REMEMBER MONICA???
          
          ‘FIETRO’ FOUND MONICA OUTSIDE AGATHA’S HOUSE AT THE END OF EPISODE 7!!!
          WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? IS SHE ALRIGHT??? I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY JUST LET THAT DETAIL SLIDE FOR A WHOLE EPISODE THIS IS NOT OKAY

Guys I’m back and FREAKING OUT over WandaVision so if anyone feels like messaging me here or privately or on my insta I’m very very happy to talk to you about it
          
          Also I’ve recently been watching Star Wars Rebels and GUYS KANERA KANERA KANERA

Guys I need everyone to persuade me to stop watching Fitzsimmons clips from season 7 episodes I haven’t watched because I’m so close to seeing something I really don’t want to see help