A few simple facts 

*I love Dogs
*like really love them 
*get me a dog a chocolate I will love you
*sprouts are disgusting and anyone who tells me otherwise is wrong
*gay bacon is amazing 
*i love dogs
*i have a dog
*and I don't mind cats before people jump on the "You must hate cats then" cause they're pretty cool just dogs are cooler 

The names Jordi by the way so feel free to have a read or whatever 

Ciao amigos