riley :)

Lookit-Lookit-
          It's frikin' bats.
          I love Halloween.

I am the Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand.
          POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM.
          ……
          *at the ocean*
          FUCK OFF!

"I wanna be a Yo-Yo Man," he cried. "Make me a Yo-Yo Man!" 
          But the Yo-Yo Master did not answer. 
          He just kept on yo-ing.

cHRIS IS THAT A WEED
          no, its a cra-
          IM CALLIN THE POLICE
          [on microwave] 
          *beep, beep, beep*
          9-1-1 Whats your emergency?

hi, thanks for checking in, im still a piece of garbage

dont ignore ur feelings

merry crisis

hey mates just a reminder to drink lots of water and eat three good meals today and take ur meds cause i promise its worth it

im logging out for 24 hours as a test for myself. see you then. 

Rip Susurrus