men are so funny. “women wearing makeup is false advertising” you thought my lips were naturally blood red? you thought my eyelids were naturally sparkly purple? you thought my eyelashes were naturally thicker than your dick? sorry that’s on you
so i’ve read beyonders by brandon mull and heroes of olympus by rick riordan and i have realized that…………..
the main character in beyonders is named JASON. and he has BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR.
A CHARACTER IN HOO IS NAMED JASON AND HAS BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR????????????????????
@thattherapistfriend2 it had been less than a month after his death and she literally found herself a new gf so damn quickly and didn’t even mourn him properly