@thcroughfcre
have you ever been with a woman ?
* at that , she laughs . * you don’t think he’s used to sharing watson by now ? all those heartbroken girls …
@adleranalysis ; worried about sherlock murdering me in my sleep .
hm . why ? worried about developing a psychosexual kink for rugby captains ?
would you mind taking notes less aggressively during chemistry ? i can't hear myself / think / over the sound of your bic pen .
suppose i'll get stuck with sebastian wilkes . keeps trying to make subtle advances while maintaining his presumed heterosexuality . almost worse than molly - but not quite .
@holmessocio ; / i'll / sit with molly then . you can sit with . . . whoever else .
i don't / have / friends . still , i've been told you people tend to be . . . empathetic . if not for me , then for molly's sake .
surprised john didn’t ask you to be the flower girl at the wedding today . but i suppose the murder attempt might’ve ruined your moment in the spotlight , regardless .
@REICHENSFALLS ; don't think i've ever told you about my sex life . you sicken me .
aside from the copious amounts of sex in your past and unrequited affections . model friendship , don’t you think ?
@REICHENSFALLS ; * he gasps. genuinely offended. * how / dare / you ? kurt and i are the bestest friends to ever best friend .
