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* at that , she laughs . * you don’t think he’s used to sharing watson by now ? all those heartbroken girls … 

@adleranalysis ; worried about sherlock murdering me in my sleep . 

hm . why ? worried about developing a psychosexual kink for rugby captains ?

suppose i'll get stuck with sebastian wilkes . keeps trying to make subtle advances while maintaining his presumed heterosexuality . almost worse than molly - but not quite .

@holmessocio ; / i'll / sit with molly then . you can sit with . . . whoever else . 

i don't / have / friends . still , i've been told you people tend to be . . . empathetic . if not for me , then for molly's sake .

@REICHENSFALLS ; don't think i've ever told you about my sex life . you sicken me . 

aside from the copious amounts of sex in your past and unrequited affections . model friendship , don’t you think ?

@REICHENSFALLS ; * he gasps. genuinely offended. * how / dare / you ? kurt and i are the bestest friends to ever best friend .