Well hello there~ You poor little thing, are you lost? Certainly you have to be, because you're reading this sooo... Good luck finding the way back~ I won't help you, just so you know. 
But cause you're already here, you may take a look around. It's not much, certainly, but still. 
I want to be as much of a gentleman or gentlewoman or whatever it's called, as my big role model and as such it is my duty to ensure that you feel absolutely horrible being here~
For all of you who actually came here on purpose; I pity you. But hey! We might get to be friends some time in the future and who knows what else could happen? ^^
My name doesn't matter, but I'm from Germany specifically from Berlin~ 
But in the heart I'm a full blooded Prussian!!! (⌒▽⌒) And a huge Hetalia fan!
I'm actually married to England, the cutest and most amazing guy in this universe!
But still my OTP is USUK... 

Try changing my mind about this one b*tches!!!

So suck it up losers! I'M AWESOME! (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎
Awesome and out! ;)