The Administrator: Protect the briefcase!
BLU Soldier: We need to protect the briefcase!
BLU Scout: [trying to open the briefcase room door] Yo, a little help here?!
BLU Soldier: All right, all right, I've got it. Stand back, son. [punches numbers into the door lock] One, one, one... uh... one!
BLU Scout: Let's go, let's go!
BLU Heavy: [charges around a corner and towards the door] INCOMING! [breaks through the door, among with BLU Scout and BLU Soldier]
All: [yelling]
BLU Scout: Hey, it's still here!
BLU Heavy: All right then
BLU Spy: [arrives, carrying a dead BLU Sniper's body with the RED Spy's knife in his back] Gentlemen... I see the briefcase is safe?
BLU Soldier: Safe and sound.
BLU Scout: Yeah, it is!
BLU Spy: Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem. [drops BLU Sniper's body on the table]
BLU Soldier: And a knife.
BLU Scout: Ooh-hoo-hoo, big problem! [plays with RED Spy's Balisong] I've killed plenty of spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags, like you! [cuts himself] Ow! No offense.
BLU Spy: [casually closes knife with impressive skill, handing it back to the BLU Scout] If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me. And nothing - nothing! - like the man loosed inside this building!
BLU Scout: What are you, president of his fan club? [BLU Soldier chuckles]
BLU Spy: No... that would be your mother! [reveals several incriminating photos of the RED Spy embracing/making love to one middle-aged woman, presumably the BLU Scout's mother]
BLU Scout: What the--? [stammering; shocked]
BLU Spy: Indeed. And now he's here to f**k us! So listen up, boy. A pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. [BLU Scout shakes his fist at BLU Spy, while BLU Heavy shows BLU Soldier one particular photo with a smirk]
BLU Soldier: Oh! [leers at the photo]
BLU Scout: Gimme that! [Snatches the pictures from them in anger]