Put me in the trash Phan because Phan is phantastic and I am a phailure.

My life is one of puns, youtubers and crippling anxiety.

I actually haven't written any phanfic because I feel unworthy.

I hope you're having a lovely day or night or strange middle time.

I like to write gay fanfiction.

I am a lesbian.

I'm 15.

Depending on your criminal record I may or may not love you (doycrimomnly).