in soviet russia you watch tv, in capitalist america tv watches YOU
in capitalist america you eat lunch. in soviet russia lunch eats YOU
in soviet russia, waldo finds YOU
in soviet russia, presents open YOU
roses are red, violets are blue, in soviet russia, poems write YOU
in soviet russia. dance breaks YOU
in soviet russia, president assassinates YOU
in soviet russia, dog walks YOU--oh wait that happens here also .-.