Why and how am I here



Band kid

Broke no joke

Hamilton fan

Newsies fan

In love with all of the mighty dicks

Same with the Sandlot

In love with Bernard

Thinks that I should get a life but to lazy

I'll write ffs about whoever

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Encanto
The Sandlot
The mighty ducks
The umbrella academy
The Santa clause
Henry danger
NRDD
harry potter
Criminal minds
  • JoinedDecember 16, 2020


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the_average_simp the_average_simp Dec 30, 2023 05:27PM
After like two whole years over finally got back into writing again!!! Looking Back I have a lot to fix but I can't wait to post more chapters! Love you guys                           -The Average...
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