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i refuse to delete any of the cringey shit on this account bc it is a time capsule of my youth

living is rlly hard. idk how ppl do it

just saw Cats (the musical) and it was absolutely wonderful! the lighting and vocals were absolutely gorgeous and i hope im able to experience it again. i legit cried during mr. mistoffelees. however, people need to learn theatre manners. we paid to see cats, not watch you text. other than that, it was perfect :) 

why do i even post these, nobody reads them 

We doin’ frog dissections on Friday. Time to put my Surgeon Simulator hours and horror movie logic to the test 

i don’t understand why pads and tampons are pricey. like, i didn’t choose to have a period every single month. also, i could just, like, bleed on everyone instead of paying for sticky diapers. toilet paper works well, tho. sleep well, kiddies 

i ain’t feelin’ right rn. ✌️

Bill Hader is hot in a “drunk uncle” kinda way 

i swallowed mouthwash on accident, then had to take pills. my stomach begs for m e r c y 

when u look up American Horror Story smut fics on ur school email.