I'm married to a smutty idiot

Don't trust me with your children

There is a 89% chance I'll just kill them off

You can ask my wife

I've killed her children and my children numerous times

I only breathe angst so don't expect much else (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)¯\_(ツ)_/¯