Voldemort was killed, but when he died, he was banished to a nose shop. You can imagine how excited he was, seeing all the noses displayed on the shelves. He immediately went around in search of a nose that would fit him. He tried one after another, but they just didn’t seem right. When FINALLY, he finds a brightly coloured red nose, he tries it on, he squeezes it, and it make a sound. Voldemort was elated to have finally found a nose after 71 yrs!! He went: YOUPIIIIIIII, THIS IS ITTTTTT, YESSSS I FINALLY GOT A NOSEEEEEEE!!!!!
He shows up to a death eater meeting, ones where all the dead death eaters gather, and he walks in like a boss, dabs, shows off his new nose and sits down. In the corner, Snape is laughing quietly by himself. Everyone immediately crowds around Voldemort to have a look at the new nose. They were like excited kindergartens, well you can imagine how excited they were. Finally seeing their dark lord obtain a nose!!! After all these years! Voldemort tells his death eaters that they will each get a turn to squeeze it. So Bellatrix started. She squeezed, it made a sound, and the room erupted of squealing. Now we’re talking about little girl squeals.
After each of the death eaters had taken a turn, they immediately fly over to the nose store and buys a nose of their own. Now each of them has a brightly coloured clown nose, some are blue, some yellow, and some the traditional red. They squeeze their noses, and the room once again erupted of little girl squealing. The owner is nearly rendered deaf, so the owner quickly ushered them out. As soon as they are outside, they fly over to harry’s place. But noticing that Harry was still alive, they instead run in a circle with the dark lord leading them. They sang: “WE GOT NEW NOSES, WE GOT NEW NOSES, AND THEY SOUND WONDERFUL!!!!” They continued this for an eternity, running in circles like 3 yrs old idiots, every once in a while squeezing their noses and squealing afterwards.
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