Sarah Neal

Ahh I miss this era of wattpad

she hasn’t been active for a loooooong time.

Hellooo

Can you check out my stories and see if they deserve to be on your reading list please?♥️✨

Hello
          

Hi could you please check out my book? It's entitled the merchant of Venice: recreation
          If it's okay with you<<3

I have a great blonde joke,  
          
                 A blonde, brunette and a redhead were walking through a forest,  then a guy dressed in black stopped them and held them at gunpoint.   He told them all to find a piece of fruit and shove it all the way up their noses,  if they do that he will let them live,  if not he will kill them.   So they all head out and the redhead comes back with a grape,  she tries to fit it up her nose but it doesn't fit. 
                The brunet comes back with a blueberry, she almost shoved the blueberry up her nose completely until when laughed. 
                The brunette and the redhead were sitting up ⬆n the after life when the redhead asked the brunette,  "why did you laugh, you could have lived" 
                The brunette responded, " Well,  I was doing just fine until I saw that blonde was carrying a watermelon. 

I have a great blonde joke,  
          
                 A blonde, brunette and a redhead were walking through a forest,  then a guy dressed in black stopped them and held them at gunpoint.   He told them all to find a piece of fruit and shove it all the way up their noses,  if they do that he will let them live,  if not he will kill them.   So they all head out and the redhead comes back with a grape,  she tries to fit it up her nose but it doesn't fit. 
                The brunet comes back with a blueberry, she almost shoved the blueberry up her nose completely until when laughed. 
                The brunette and the redhead were sitting up ⬆n the after life when the redhead asked the brunette,  "why did you laugh, you could have lived" 
                The brunette responded, " Well,  I was doing just fine until I saw that blonde was carrying a watermelon. 

Hey!! It's me!! Happiness!!
          
          
          
          
          Who happens to be the Evil Queen of Jupiter. 

Hi, may I advertise for my book on your page?