The_fascinator

You could say I'm plastered, 'cause I hit the wall
          I lost count after 21 in the college crawl
          Well, I been a boozin' bastard
          They're callin' me Edward Forty-hands, can't touch anyone
          With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
          Never mind, I'm drunk
          Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
          For an EKG for the broken-hearted
          I'd try to see the glass as half full
          But I'd probably just drink that too
          Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
          Ooh, yeah. I'm the reason they call it an ""Irish Goodbye""
          Ooh, and I hope I don't choke on my vomit tonight
          Well, I bet that the bottle of brandy's so bitter'd
          Be better than bitin' the bullet and betterin' myself
          Sorry if I slur
          Take my anxiety and my sobriety
          I'll kill two birds with one stoner
          So if you see me please, take my keys
          I don't wanna be an organ donor yet
          Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
          For an EKG for the broken-hearted
          I'd try to see the glass as half full
          But I'd probably just drink that too
          Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
          Well, I'm going down, and I'm taking you with me
          I'm bringing the water to the horse
          So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me
          So I can clone it and have a little more, haha
          Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
          For an EKG for the broken-hearted
          Yeah we had no higher power since that blackout started
          Oh, defibrillate all the broken-hearted
          I'd try to see the glass as half full
          Even when I'm empty, half full
          I try to see the glass as half full
          But I'd probably just-
          Woah, yeah!
          Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
          I'd probably just drink that too

Hola a todos,  
          Después de muchos años de inactividad, he decidido finalmente decir adiós a Wattpad.  
          
          Desde los 15 años, escribir pseudo críticas con humor absurdo dejó de interesarme, y no fue hasta ahora que tomé la decisión definitiva de abandonar esta pagina. Voy a borrar todas las historias que escribí en su momento, ya que, siendo honesto, siento un poco de vergüenza al releerlas.  
          
          Sin embargo, antes de irme, voy a resubir un badfic que encontré hace años y estuve rescatando con un amigo, como una última dosis de risas antes de despedirme por completo de este espacio.  
          
          Gracias a quienes alguna vez leyeron mis locuras. Nos vemos en otros caminos.

Yo igual :3333

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