_Strouts-
"Oh, long time no see, Evans, last time i was hit with a bludger, but who could blame me for keeping it out of ladies way...
And look at us now, headboy and a headgirl, what more signs could a girl want from the universe?
Clearly it wants to tell us something, wouldnt you agree?"
/dont mind me, I had to
the_lily_evans
@_Strouts- "what an honor! I get the privilege of getting asked out first by a toerag who is incapable of talking about anyone but himself for more than 5 seconds. Please excuse me for not leaping with joy." *rolls eyes and hands you a paper* "Here's a proposed schedule for nighttime patrols. We'll take different days so we don't have to see each other that often. I already worked around your Quidditch practice. Do you have anything to add?"
_Strouts-
@the_lily_evans *lowers glasses dramatically* "Have I changed that much over the summer, Evans? As the captain and seeker of the quidditch team and one of the best duellists at school, i was a clear choice. In short, Minnie thought, Id be less trouble, if i used the extra energy for keeping an eye out for lost and confused first years, but we both know we could do better than that. And my offer still stands on that note, every Gryffindor girl at this school would kill to go out with me, but my invitation extends to you first. Surely, you could cut off Snivellus company for a day and have some real fun with me. You wont regret it. *smirks hopefully, arms crossed, leaning back, taking his time to look her over, trying not to blush*
the_lily_evans
@_Strouts- "Ah, yes, Head Boy and Head Girl. The universe clearly has a twisted sense of humor, but I suppose it’s the only way it could get us in the same room without me running off. So tell me, how much did you pay Dumbledore?" /lmao no youre good
