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Damn guess I kinda fell off the face of the earth here

Did you know that Lenin was actually fine with people being gay as long as they weren’t open about it and he also realized that total communism was pretty much suicide so he started to scale back the whole commie thing but then he died and we all know how that turned out

Oh fuck I’ve been on here for 2 years Jesus Christ that’s a lot of time I wasted

This dog is going to be the death of me

It’s not that hard to fuck over a country’s economy if you have the right resources just print a shit ton of their highest bill then air drop them into the most populated city there

Making a bomb is super easy all you gotta do is get a decently powerful firecracker stick it in the middle of a blender fill the blender up with nails light the fire cracker then toss it into a room

Gravity falls has given us some great quotes like “do it touch the hillbilly”

Just a reminder that Stanley pines has commit llamacide and burglebezzelment

Let’s play a game called ‘what fucking part of the CO2 scrubber is broken’ while dying of too much CO2 in the air 

I wonder if anyone has fist fought a bear and won