From somewhere otherworldly. The earth spins on its axis, I forever stand still. <- Let's pretend this is profound. Don't ask me what it means.

Facts about me:

-My milkshake does not actually bring all the boys to the yard.

-My anaconda doesn't want any unless you have buns. Hun. ✅

Don't ask me about my love for One Direction because in real life, I pretend I'm too cool for washed up boy bands who broke up years ago.

In another life, I'm convinced I was a princess. The internet is the only place I will say that.

I'm here to read free books and support future authors.

Hit me up for a read. Priority goes to fan fictions and books about princesses.

~Harleigh B (Like Cardi B, but less pretty and talented)