the_monk123

i finally wrote more sightless for the zero people who were invested in that, i also made it sound less like a 12 year old wrote it i think

the_monk123

Short Stories #5
          —Quick Draw—
          
          “Mate, is shooting at each other the best way to do this?” The sniper asked the medic with caution, “Well..Nein, but! I must know if the über works right some how..” 
          
          “Are you ready freundin?”
          
          “Charge me doctor!” The heavy says in excitement, as the medic pops the über the heavy starts glowing, but so does his beloved minigun, Sasha, he starts shootings at the sniper, who without time to react dives behind cover, realizing that this type of über left the medic vulnerable he aims and, “Boom. Headshot.”
          
          “AGH, NEIN, THIS WILL NEVER WORK!” The medic exclaims in defeat.

the_monk123

i want to die...anyways heres a short story thats not as weird
          
          Short Stories #4 
          (this ones true!)
          
          so we did a graduating grade walk at my school, i won't say what grade i'm in, i'm just not graduating, so my teacher told me not to hold my hand up for high fives cause they'd hit hard and to just wait until the girls come, i didn't listen and two people hit my hand as hard as they could, then the girls came and my teacher said, "see they'll be more gentle, they aren't", and i quote, "hyperactive children who are violent." 7 girls hit me as hard as they could. my hand is still red.

the_monk123

the i want to die part was a figure of speech
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the_monk123

Short Stories #3
          
          Today I was just sitting in my living room, then my mom walked in, she told me to clean the house, I can see how I got away it with it, but I am having trouble believing they didn't find the body, nobody every checks the freezer.