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I met my internet best friend yesterday and it was one of the happiest day’s of my life, I started the new year off right with meeting him and here’s one of my favorite conversations from it. We usually play argue over who’s gayer than who (it’s me.... just saying) and yea so enjoy.
Aiden: I’m gonna go to the store y’all want anything?
-Easton chased Aiden before he went to the store so he called me on my cell-
Me: yes, will you please pick me up a Mountain Dew red, and a Green Monster for Zane?
Zane: BABE NOOOOOOOOO DONT TELL HIM TO GET ME ANYTHING!!!!
Me:.... don’t listen to him, he’ll drink it, he’s tired anyway
Easton: PICK UP CANDY!!!!
Aiden: k
-aiden comes back a few minutes later-
Aiden: here Easton I got you skittles
Easton: TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!! HAH LOOK IM GAYER THAN YOU!!!
Me:.... Easton those are red, white, and blue skittles... they ain’t gay and you ain’t tastin no rainbow
Easton:... FUCK!!
Me: TASTE AMERICA BITCH!!!