Why would I wait till tomorrow when I could eat the whole thing now?

Hi I'm me I love talking to random people but also hate being around people for prolonged periods of time (I'm a very contradictory person) and only now after years have I actually proofread this and realised it said " I enjoy screwing most people" rather than "I enjoy screwing with people, most people..." And found it both hilarious and embarrassing .  I do stuff during the day get home and go fuck sleep I don't need eight hours of that three will do just fine and spend all night achieving barely anything and regretting my life choices, then of course I contradict myself and sleep for eleven hours, then I wake up and realise how much of a useless slob I am and promise myself to do better, then I start the cycle over again.