a lonesome frog

Happy birthday, Jimmy. Thank you for bringing together my family, aka the best people on this planet earth. Love you all <3

i'm constantly impressed with the way the internet as a community has been able to successfully communicate tone through typed words.

it's one thirty am and i'm losing my shit over the fsh joke What Is Existence

my vibe lately seems to just be listening to nostalgic songs, regretting everything I've done ever, craving d*ath, and being non binary as fU-

why does my dentist complimenting my teeth make me want to cry what the fuck

In today's subject, we will attempt to determine: Do I Actually Have A Crush On This Fictional Character Or Do I Just Get Extreme Gender Envy From Them (Or Both?)

can i PLEASE steal Alex's Fierro's style

someone: just be yourself!!
          
          me: :DD fuck :DD

me: yeah i'm pretty sure my star wars phase is over, i've gotten back into it so many times over the past year that i'm honestly just kinda tired of it now
          
          someone: *randomly mentions han solo's costume*
          
          me: *screaming, playing ANH on repeat*

anyone who passes by my account is gonna be like "wow, this person's sad as fuck" which like,, yeAH,, but it's only because this is my new account and i haven't yet shown my true Humorous Self. be prepared, it will come soon. probably in the form of a 2am shitpost that people will, for some reason, find funny as hell.