*shuffles feet and tries not to look at the laptop*

*cough*

I don't really know how to start this, so greetings! We are the anti-salad league and we were born into this lovely world to show it what real awesomeness is and to ban salads.

I believe you are smart enough to notice that we're 3 humans and we enjoy smiling (because like, why the heck not?)

Our names shall remain a secret because we're incognito. Wouldn't want to cause a riot, now, would we?

But because this is a place where we have to say something about ourselves, I suppose I could grace you with some information that'll probably be a waste of your time, but nevertheless, voila:

1- We're all Egyptians. :D and we're all bloody proud of having mummy blood in our circulatory systems.
2- We like reading (Obviously, or else we wouldn't have even known about this addicting website)
3- We don't know why the bloody hell we started this account even tho its mostly used by 2/3 the group.

Anyways, go enjoy life and if you have any problems with us *cracks knuckles* just leave us a private message. 

Hasta lavista, my fellow wattpadians :D I hope you had a wonderful experience while learning about -cough- stalking -cough- us.

P.S: This was written by a psycho that needs professional help. Just putting that out there..