Hello random citizen of the world who has accidentally stumbled upon this barren profile of mine! 
So here's the thing you, a person whom i may have never met, should know about me. I use the word 'should' to give myself a feigned sense of importance; i am a glorious ambivert. it's like an introvert who cant help but be extroverted. if that made any sense, then congratulations to me! okay so you either laugh with me or cry with me, there is no room for small talk. because that's just a waste of time. (omg I could totally open a pseudo fight club with that kind of pep talk) there is only one rule:you dont talk the small with me. Pardon mon français biatch. 
congratulations you've read the most random 'about me' ever.