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I'm so angry rn, you see I crochet, and I made this blue cat loaf thing, I entered it in the county fair, and my mom told me no one was allowed to touch the projects, people would be watching the creations
well, we went to the far the next day or so, and I checked on my project, it got first place but not the purple ribbon or whatever, that's fine, but she looked all mushy on the head, people were touching it, and I verified that theory later when some DUMBASS teenagers came in and booped her right on it head, I wanted to call them out, but my mom stoped me.
And I fixed her and whatever (why do I keep calling my creation a her??) but when we picked the creations up (my mom made some too) she looked like she had a tumor on her head, the sides were flat, and the middle looked like a big ass bump, and we checked our projects out, the STUPID OLD LADY at the end looked at me and was like "enter something next year dear☺️" B**CH! I DID, MY CREATION WAS UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME THAN MY MOM'S!!!
I don't wanna enter next year, but I probably should, I am making first sinner from silksong into a lamp, like an ikea lamp, I pray she gets reserved winner or whatever about the purple ribbon, you get a little money for it.