🧳☕️ jo 🐌🍂

The way I want a blonde girlfriend with a southern draw

Do I want to go to medical school and become doctor? Absolutely. 
          
          Do I have an extremely specific fantasy about going to culinary school, ending up having an issue, having the surprisingly young teacher tell me to stay after class to help me, and then getting railed? Absolutely

I want to be KISSED GOD DAMNIT 

I just want to be bullied by the popular (closeted) girl in highschool until she just snaps and kisses me in the girls bathroom during gym class… 

Skittles are literally the gayest snack out there

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