Try not to fall in love with me, seriously, try not to. It is thoroughly impossible. 
I'm not conceited, I just know that I am better than you mere mortals.
I have an unhealthy obsession to hawt people who do not know I exist.
I sexually identify as a disappointment. 
I am a Christian, but pray with me, don't play with me.
Are you in love with me yet?
I could be in the gym right now, but instead, I am writing or reading because physical exertion? Ew
Okay, okay. Now you know more about me than I do. 
Mwah. Gimme a kith.