The banana i ate has turned into a magical box that shoots rainbows and flys. So i am currently in a random place (Norwich or Walthamstow) and killing zombies with my chainsaw sandwich.
Don't understand me? Well i don't give a god-damn crap.
CLEANSE IT WITH FIRE. BURN IT TO THE GROUND. ALL OF IT. INCLUDING THAT CRAP CHICKEN PLACE!
GUAVA IS GOD HERE!
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