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I'm reading over my message things here and I want to fuck my face with a chainsaw why did I say Fren so much 

I'm so inactive WHOOPS Idk if I'll ever complete any of these lmao 

Wow a typo 

I want to delete all my stories they're so shit, no one every likes them 

Your  "___" fics are literally what gives me life

Does anyone actually enjoy reading my stories? 

I'm in love with your profile picture 

I actually sorry for never uploading any chapters 

Frens, I need your help I was reading a great fanfic and i can't find it. I don't remember the name But the description was something like phil has to have sex with the barman dan within a month for a bet  

So I read another story, am I crying? Yes I'm crying, will I read more? Yes I will fren.