thedevilsanus

just watched a silent voice and i AM SOBBING MY HESRT HAS BEEN DRAGGED THROUGJ THE DEPTHS OF HELL

thedevilsanus

so i have a new fanfic idea okay hear me out :)
          it’s about all of the ways that i plan to kill trump.
          like a one shot sort of thing but every chapter is just a different way that he’ll die. so for one it’s like stab stab and then the next it’s burn burn.

jimerami

Chapter 3: crush crush 
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serbisa

Immaculate idea I love it.. make it a slow burn too :)) 
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thedevilsanus

THERES ANOTHEE FUCKIN SPIDER AND ITS CRAWLING DOWN THE WALL TOWARDS MY IPAD I AM ABOUT TO SCREAM

Princessofseaandsun

@thedevilsanus I would most likely cast Wingardium Leviosa and float it into my sisters room
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thedevilsanus

@Princessofseaandsun i believe me and sirius are the same person. if i had a wand and was in the same situation, you could get your ass i would do what he did.
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thedevilsanus

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@-lokilaufeysxn if i see the spiders again it could end in two ways. 1) me hauling my ass to Antarctica. 2) finding the nearest flamethrower and drowning that bitch in flames.
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thedevilsanus

THERE WAS A FUCKIN SPIDER LIKE 10CM AWAY FROM MY HEAD WHEN I WAS IN BED AND IT WAS MASSIVE AND I HATE SPIDERS SO MUCH I WANT TO GO DOWNSTAIRS BUT IM FREAKING OUT AND I NEED MY CHARGER AND IPAD BUT IT WAS SO CLOSE TO IT
          
          THE SPIDER HAS DISAPPEARED IDK WHERE ITS GONE FUCKKK

DreamingLeanne

@thedevilsanus surround yourself with salt.
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