Well, I thought it might be time for me to polish this little thing up.  Most definitely time for some polishing up.

Let's start with the easiest.

I like pickles.

No, no, I promise, I'm not THAT normal.  I like pickles with peanut butter.  No. That's not right, either.

My name is __________ (for parental safety issues, I am denied the right to put even the smallest smidget of my name anywhere for all of eternity).  You may call me She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named or Jane Smith or Uphelora.  Whatever satisfies you.  I actually do like pickles, although mac and cheese (especially Panera) ranks much higher on my list.  I like wasting my time. Yes, I am a fairly average teenager.  I dyed half my hair, and I hate it when people make grammatical mistakes.  I simply cannot stand it, and I have tried to contain my inner editor many times.  I like using parenthesis, although I use them much too often (like I'm doing right now).  I like reading modern books and try as I might, I cannot really enjoy classics.  Well, the two classics I've ever tried reading.  Okay, fine, the one classic I've ever tried reading.  I should really try to read more classics.

Despite what you may be thinking,  I am also interesting.  Kind of.  I make earring and necklaces and bracelets and sew a few things and draw fashion designs.  I am desperately trying to improve my artistic talent, which is now a very low ranking, especially when it comes to faces.  Usually, I leave my models without any facial features (trust me, it's for the viewers' benefit). 

Hopefully I have not discouraged you from reading any of my stories down below.  If I haven't, then thank goodness. If I have, then I beg you to at least give me a chance. Please.