Hey there! The name's Red, even though it says 'Queen Cola' just call me Red.
(Y/n): yo
This my friend, (Y/n) also my co-writer. 
(Y/n): Please, if you have any requests, contact Red and tell her.
First of I'm kind of a Monster so we'll keep it at that.
(Y/n): Red is very unprofessional and likes to goof off, I apologize in advance.
I'm kind of a retard.
(Y/n): Again, I'm sorry for immature ways. Red refuses to grow up.
Yep okay byyyyyyyyye.
(Y/n): Wait wha-