FUN SCIENCE EXPIERMENT
Find a way to find my house
Show up with 10 packages of Oreos
Play any Brantley Gilbert song on the clarinet
Throw a cat on me
Start yodeling
Do an irish jig
And
Find my fish and tap it's tank and say "TAG! you're it"

RESULT:
You will have 10 empty packages of Oreos
And
My fish will be disturbed

WARNING: do not try this at home. The specific instructions say to find my house and do this. If i see this in the near future i will either give you a cookie because you actually did as you were told or slap you and call the cops.